Button's Adventure's (episode)

Button's Adventures is the pilot episode of Button's Adventures that aired on August 4 2013.

Transcript
[Chime intro plays]

Button Mash: [nasal cheery voice; voiceover] My name is Button Mash. I'm eight years old, and I like video games! I live in Ponyville with my mom, my dad, and my brother! I don't have a Cutie Mark yet, but I don't care much about that. And today is the first day of the new school year! [yelling] Mom! I'm ready for school!

Elaina: [exasperated shout] It's Sunday! Go back to bed!

Button Mash: Never mind!

[Button's Adventures jingle plays]

[Refrigerator motor running]

Button Mash: [gasps] [sips through the straw] [swallows] [sighs] Hm? [gasps] [sobbing] Mo-o-om!

Game announcer: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Elaina: Button? [game pausing SFX] I have something for you!

Button Mash: Huh? What is it?

Elaina: It's your father's old video game machine. I found it in the attic. Oh, me and him used to play this all the time when we were your age. [giggles] And I think it still works!

Button Mash: Oh, cool! Can I play on it?

Elaina: Of course you can, Sweetie!

Button Mash: YAY! [happy chiptune jungle]

Elaina: [singsong] Have fun!

[Button Mash flips the switch] [Machine hums loudly] [Button Mash taps the glass]

Button Mash: [confused] Is it-is it broken? Mom? Hm...

[Blipping noises] ["Game over" noise]

Button Mash: ...I don't get it.

[Dramatic music] [Train noises]

Button Mash: Choo-choo! [mumbles train noises] CHOO!

[Flames erupt]

Button Mash: [confused] I, uh...allright...

Shop  owner: (voiced by GeorgeGanka) Order up!

Button Mash: [rapidly] Milkshake race, 1 2 3 GO! [slurping through the straw] [screams in agony] Mom, have you seen my JoyBoy?

Elaina: It's in my room, Sweetie. You must take better care of your things when you put them down. I nearly fell over this morning.

Button Mash: Thanks, Mom! Now, I just wish I knew where my-

[Loud crash]

Button Mash: [yelps in pain] Found it! [gasps] Hm?

[Spy jazz playing]

Button Mash: [muttering approval]

Elaina: Sweetie, do you want any ketchup with your-

Button Mash: [awkwardly] Hi, mom.

Elaina: [flatly] Take that off. That's your father's.

Button Mash: [whining] But I look so COOL!

Elaina: [chastising] Button, I said-

Button Mash: I'm not "Button" anymore, Mom. I am...The 'Stache.

Elaina: [facehoofs]

Sweetie Belle: [slurping the milkshake]

Button Mash: [agonized scream] OW! OW! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! [sobbing] [normal] Oh, hey, a bit!

[Video game BGM playing]

Elaina: Button, Sweetie! It's time for school!

Button Mash: [vacantly] Uh-huh, give me a minute.

Elaina: ...Have you been up all night?

Button Mash: [mumbling] No, it's okay. The cat's got it with the salad.

Elaina: ...What?

Button Mash: I already put-I-I-I-the French toast.

Elaina: [stern] Button!

[Game powers off]

Elaina: This is getting ridiculous. You stay up all night and you-

[Portable video game BGM]

Elaina: Button, stop. It's gonna mess with your head.

Button Mash: [rapid, indistinct whining] But, Mom, I need to fight the coherds to save the village of Gumbai if I want any luck in defeating the alixes of Humgohia!

Elaina: [shakes off confusion] No. Go to school. NOW.

Button Mash: [Humgonian] Tee ni ektum kai. [translation] I will slay you, She-Devil.

Elaina: [Humgonian] Thry tee den, tein kaflora. [translation] You're nothing without me. [English] I was young once, too, y'know. Oh! And by the way-[Humgonian] Thry tee blyn. [English] You're grounded.

Button Mash: [kicks a ball] [yelps in pain] Zeykamiff Agh! [translation] S%#*!